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stabla:


i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 
she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.
at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

stabla:

i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 

  • she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
  • she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
  • she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
  • her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.

at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

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bullied:

no boyfriend november was a success,now that dont date me december is going so well i might just as well go with just me january, forever alone february, no match march… i got this!!

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

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gettingsweptaway:

Hey guys! So, I planned a 1989 release party for anyone on tumblr who wants to join! It’s going to be on the night that 1989 comes out. So basically what we’re gonna do is be on tumblr when the album comes out at midnight so we can all freak out together and talk about it! I don’t know if this is a very solid plan, but at least it’s something! So if you have any ideas to make this better/to make it so people can get more involved, just message me!
If you’re going to take part in this, please RSVP here and comment with your url!

if people could reblog this to get the word out that would be gr8

CAN I COME

tenerifeswift:

gettingsweptaway:

gettingsweptaway:

Hey guys! So, I planned a 1989 release party for anyone on tumblr who wants to join! It’s going to be on the night that 1989 comes out. So basically what we’re gonna do is be on tumblr when the album comes out at midnight so we can all freak out together and talk about it! I don’t know if this is a very solid plan, but at least it’s something! So if you have any ideas to make this better/to make it so people can get more involved, just message me!

If you’re going to take part in this, please RSVP here and comment with your url!

if people could reblog this to get the word out that would be gr8

CAN I COME

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"I’m very shy,” O’Brien says. “I  wish more people believed me when I say that. Stiles is a version of me that rarely exists in the real world. He’s so confident and extroverted, and I’m much more restrained and internal.”

"I’m very shy,” O’Brien says. “I  wish more people believed me when I say that. Stiles is a version of me that rarely exists in the real world. He’s so confident and extroverted, and I’m much more restrained and internal.

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